If you'd like to know something, just ask.
Be my sempai?
I'm sorry if this is weird but is shotguntabswag your girlfriend or boyfriend?
god I wish Michael is Michael. He’s in my Michael quadrant.
What did you do with the real GENDO!
Its common knowledge that in the Eva universe, the current President of the United States is Stephen Colbert with an eye-patch with Jon Stewart as VP.
The Commander is currently fist-fighting the President.
TMI Tuesday, ASK ANYTHING ANON OR NOT. I’ll answer honestly
Have you found the Imperial Shield Generator yet.
I FOUND A BLACK BEAR. PLEASE ADVISE.
Ask, and yee shall receive. I am forced to answer or the Ewoks will get me.